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'funny, and not a little bit strange' - the guardian; 'an offbeat treat' - web user
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
 
Notworking

When you become self-employed, you will find yourself spending hundreds of pounds joining business networking groups. However, your gullible nature will take over, you won't sell a bean, and you will buy a pension, a partially completed house extension for next door, a rectal-irrigation kit, a pick-up truck made entirely from sugar and a velvet rabbit.
Monday, March 15, 2004
 
The inner game

Since you started reading Timothy Gallwey’s Inner Game of Tennis, with its postulate of Self 1, the deliverer of critical judgement, and Self 2, the natural flow of physical function, you will begin to understand how conflict between the two - the id and the alterego - can impair mental focus and physical delivery. However, you will go on to discover a Self 3, who can’t be arsed with it all and has a desperate need for a kilo of Cadbury’s shortcake-biscuit Dairy Milk chocolate.

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