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Monday, December 30, 2002
Audiville classified ads
Baby’s balti cookset. Used once. Also terribly ill baby. Free to good home. £13 or more to bad one.
Cat belonging to Mrs McTextiles of 3a Sedative Crescent, Nunchurch, Audiville. Available for sale to Mrs McTextiles, £300 ono, meet behind church, bring used notes.
Audiville TV/video removal, no call-out charge, low cost, guaranteed theft, swift exit. Established 24 hrs. 7 days, hours of darkness.
Man with abacus for hire. Addition, subtraction, distance no object, 24-hr callout, business/pleasure. Also alphabets, English, Chinese, etc. Please call. Also van.
Coriander removal. For all your troublesome coriander needs. Other small herbs considered.
Dog parasols and canopies. Hundreds available. Also interesting business franchise, urgent and immediate sale required.
